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stepintomyrhythm:

theres a girl i know whos pregnant and her facebook posts make my life

stepintomyrhythm:

theres a girl i know whos pregnant and her facebook posts make my life

(via dylansaur)

It’s the world’s tiniest Bluetooth.

(Source: jameskirked, via penultimate-mi)

tkyle:

me accepting the ice bucket challenge

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(via allteensrelate)

perks-of-being-chinese:

when i was a kid, i asked my dad where babies came from and he said something like “ur mom had a stomach ache and she went to the bathroom n then came out with you” and i feel like thats his way of calling me a piece of shit

(Source: perks-of-being-chinese, via infinitely--simple)

officialunitedstates:

me at the club picking up girls:  hey how are you doing.  I would ask for your number but I already know it.  you’re #1.  I’ll call you later

(via randomm-kidd)

Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’ @ Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via dutchster)

(Source: katamarang, via be-your-teenage-dream-tonight)